Season 7, Episode 8
The thing about expectations is that they almost always
lead to disappointing outcomes. As much as the idea of a second episode that
features The Slutty Pumpkin sounds cool, the truth is that it’s probably not
going to live up to the original episode – especially when the Pumpkin in
question is played by Katie Holmes.
On the attractiveness scale, it’s perhaps understandable why
Ted would fall for Naomi – especially if the first time around, without those
pesky television censors present, the costume was used to its maximum
sluttiness. (I only bring this up because I know some people somewhere on the
internet are already arguing about this, especially because Holmes doesn’t seem
to live up to Ted’s earlier descriptions of The Slutty Pumpkin. Let’s just
assume for the sake of argument that Ted found her attractive, okay?) But
there’s also a quirkiness to her that, while extremely annoying now, seems like
the sort of thing Ted, especially the overly romantic Ted of ten years ago,
would find endearing. Unfortunately, none of this is ably expressed by Holmes,
who frankly doesn’t have the comedic chops to pull this weirdness of, or even
the twist at the where she’s supposed to be “normal”.
This is mostly due to the fact that Holmes herself as proven
to be a bit crazy in real life, and while putting her in a role that makes her
seem crazy could be seen as a bit of meta humor, it doesn’t particularly work
here, both because it doesn’t seem as if Holmes is on the joke, but also because
this storyline (luckily) isn’t really about her character at all. Rather it’s about
Ted and his knack for over romanticizing the past, and while there wasn’t any particular
growth here, it was a funny and endearing story, and much better than anything
staring Katie Holmes should have been. (I was however thrown off by the fact
that the show was making fun of the Barenaked Ladies, both because they're my
favorite band, and because Community already did it better.)
But the real winner of the night was the Robin and Barney
storyline, which much like Ted’s was highly inconsequential, but more enjoyable
because it had multiple episode’s worth of build-up to play off of, as opposed to
the Slutty Pumpkin’s one. Sure, Robin mocking Barney for being one-quarter
Canadian is highly silly, but it allowed her to go be all Super Canadian, and Neil
Patrick Harris to cry in a comedic fashion, both of which are always pluses for
the show to turn to. There wasn’t a lot of depth here, but it was highly funny and
played off past character interactions, and sometimes that’s all I need to be satisfying.
However, I wish I could say the same thing about the
Marshal and Lilly plot. While I like the idea of the show doing more pregnancy
stories so that it can build to the birth of their child, and the idea of “pregnancy
brain” in general, the storyline ended up making Lilly so dumb as to appear misogynistic,
and that just didn’t sit right with me. Even more confusing, the episode
waffled on exactly how dumb Lilly was supposed to be, as she was conniving enough
to trick Marshall into participating into handing out candy to suburban
trick-or-treaters, but still dumb enough to pass out wine and office supplies
to another group of kids. There were some nice lines here, especially Lilly’s
gobbling of words and the lines about the house that served as double
entendres, but it was so offensive that I’d rather it not exist in the first
place.
There wasn’t a
whole to this episode – which is why this review is only about half as long as
my standard reviews for this show – but it was fairly funny hour where 2/3 of
the episode wasn’t predicate of abnormal characterization, and at this late run
of the show, I think that’s an admirable enough of a feat.
Quotes, Etc:
“I was on Facebook…” “Nobody cool is on Facebook
anymore.”
“He’s gotten really good at Bejeweled Blitz.”
“Three girls got proposals off my wife’s ‘slutty
asparagus’ costume. Two other disappeared, but I focus on the positive.”
“Yes, right now Lilly is a goddess bestowing the miracle
of life. But damn she dumb!”
“I want scotch! American scotch, from Scotland!”
“At the end of the night, when I leaned in and somehow
accidently kissed her open eyeball, there was a slight flicker of something I
might call chemistry…adjacent.”
“It’s federal currency, and you people talk about it as
if it’s a Hannah-Barberra cartoon.” “Not ‘you people’, Barney – our people.”
“Come on, it’ll take like 30 seconds!”
“Look at how sweet and happy and unarmed they all are!”
“Those are all references to our shared homeland.”
“Where do you look during sex?” “Uh, right into the hidden camera a future me
watching it.”
“Yes! Yes I’m coming…to terms with this decision.”
“Heavens to Gretzky, that was a real chit-lit rattler!”
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